Sharon sent me the following caveat to her story, "I have used my Mother’s words (although I have toned them down a bit), so I apologise in advance. "
You can read The Monarch here.
Sharon is the bestselling comedy memoir author of `Travels with Geoffrey,’ a writer who uses her customary wicked sense of humour to share her madcap adventures. She is a kindergarten teacher with a special talent for attracting trouble and falling over her own feet. Sharon lives on a rural property in New Zealand with her husband, Geoffrey, and an assortment of animals. Her writing draws the reader in, making them feel as if they are along for the ride, with plenty of laughs along the way.