I'm honoured to feature this one: Almost a Memorable Peak from Graham Higson:
I’d been commissioned to write about a ramble up a famous peak: three naked men, one naked woman. And me.
Rex was being super cool, carrying his shorts on his shoulder; standard issue in case you met the public. In soaring heat, we reached the top and collapsed on the bench. Then a lone woman approached. All the nakeds hurriedly donned shorts, and Linda her velco-fastening skirt, top and wide-brimmed hat.
But Rex had lost his shorts! And the woman was almost upon us ... At the last moment Linda planted her hat over his middle region and all was saved.
Graham Higson is the author of:
How Much for a Little Screw
- Tales from Behind the Counter
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