THERE’S THE RUB
‘I don’t believe it!’ said Anna, bursting out of the room with just a towel clasped around her. ‘I just woke up and that guy was massaging my tits!’
Well, I wasn’t having that. I marched over to Allan, the proprietor of our modest guest house in Jodhpur, and said: ‘You told me that massage man was the best in Jodhpur. What’s he doing massaging my girlfriend’s breasts?’
Allan went deathly pale.
‘He is massaging your girlfriend? I thought he was massaging you. This man, he is a eunuch. He has never touched a woman before!’
With more than 30 years of travel writing experience under his belt, aspiring Buddhist and incorrigible cat-lover Frank Kusy is a SUNDAY TRIBUNE RECOMMENDED AUTHOR and a four-time Gold Medal Winner on the Harper Collins Authonomy site.
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